THE DIRTY LAUNDRY CAMPAIGN

Forget rhetoric and oratorial skills. These two politician clowns prefer to use handshakes, dance offs, and bubble fights to get their points across. And if that doesn’t work - a good, old-fashioned smear campaign could do the trick. Airing their dirty laundry, they’ll keep you laughing through ridiculous displays of one-upmanship to get your vote. George Dottington and Edward Stripe will need every help they can get to win this debate. Who you gonna vote for - Stripes or Polka Dots?